Italian Brainrot Animals
Italian Brainrot Animals
Donatella Gattarella
Who She Is:
Fashion’s most feared feline. Smokes vogues, ruins egos, hasn’t blinked since Milan 2007.
Audio:
Donatella Gattarella, regina della passerella! Morde, fuma, fa la scema… ma sempre con la crema!”
“Donatella Gattarella, queen of the catwalk! She bites, she smokes, she acts foolish… but always with style!”
Rigatoni Calamaroni
Who He Is:
A squid made of pasta, emotionally marinated. Dreams of a bigger pot but can’t escape the sauce.
Audio:
“Rigatoni Calamaroni, sogna una zuppa senza confini! Ma trova solo pomodori… e vecchi rigatoni!”
“Rigatoni Calamaroni, dreams of a soup without borders! But he finds only tomatoes… and old rigatonis!”
Dingy Dingy Porcini Tini
Who He Is:
Born from damp soil and disappointment. He doesn’t speak—he just stares… and you feel it.
Audio:
“Dingy Dingy Porcini Tini, vive sotto i funghettini. Ride piano, piange spesso… e ti segue se fai il cesso.”
“Dingy Dingy Porcini Tini, lives under tiny mushrooms. He laughs quietly, cries often… and follows you if you poop.”